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List of Weight Loss & Diet Awareness Days Observed Worldwide

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Diet | International No Diet Day
Funny Dieting Slogans & Quotes
Weight Loss | Healthy Weight Week
Funny Weight Loss Slogans & Quotes
Obesity & Overweight | World Obesity Day
Childhood Obesity | National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month

List of Weight Loss & Diet Awareness Days Observed Worldwide

Date	Day	Location
Third Thursday in January	Women's Healthy Weight Day	USA
Fourth Sunday in January	Healthy Weight Week	Ireland, USA, Canada, UK, Australia, South Africa
Tuesday of Healthy Weight Week	Rid the World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day	USA
4 March	World Obesity Day	UAE, South Africa, Greece, India, Malaysia, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, UK, Australia, Denmark, Canada, Philippines, USA, Mexico, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia
6 May	International No Diet Day	USA, UK
September-Full Month	National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month	USA

See the complete list of Health Awareness Days and Observances celebrated worldwide

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Diet Slogans & Quotes | International No Diet Day

Eat right, stay light!
Eat wise, drop a size
Diet mode ON
Eat right, eat light
Bigger snacks, bigger slacks
Diet, like clothes, should be tailored to you
Eat your veggies-have less wedgies!
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels
Eat well, feel well, look well!
If you eat right, your pants won't be tight

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He who indulges, bulges
Never eat more than you lift
Eat greens, to fit in your jeans
Sugar, Nah! I am sweet enough
Eat less sugar, you're sweet enough already
Eat right, to keep your tummy tight
Observe yourself from head to feet;
that will show you what you eat
Think of what you put in your mouth,
that's what healthy eating is all about
You'll huff and puff, if you eat a lot of stuff
For your health's sake, skip the chips and the cake!

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Drop the fries, to reduce the thighs
Eating pizzas and burgers daily,
Invites a perfectly round belly!
Pizza: A slice a day,
keeps the lean figure away.
Fast food is a fat food
Eat junk, for a bigger trunk
Fast foods are for taste,
and not for a slim waist
Cheese: A moment on the lips, forever on your hips.
If losing weight is you goal,
you must have some self-control.
Fat lasts longer than flavour
The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger

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Eat for the body you want. Not for the body you have.
Get fit in the gym, lose weight in the kitchen
Next time when you are cooking,
remember you wanna stay good looking.
Don't give up on your favorite meal, make it healthier
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit

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Popular Diet Quotes

"A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline." — Herbert V. Prochnow

"Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!" — Karl Lagerfeld

"Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating." — Mireille Guiliano

"A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch." — Hermione Gingold

"It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet." — Margaret Mead

"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments." — Bethenny Frankel

"Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you – they make you perfect. It's not real life. I'm gonna say this about girls: The dieting wars have got to stop. Everyone just knock it off. Because at the end of the day, it's affecting kids your age. And it's making girls sick." — Lady Gaga

"While weight loss is important, what's more important is the quality of food you put in your body – food is information that quickly changes your metabolism and genes." — Mark Hyman, M.D.

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"Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat." — Giada De Laurentiis

"The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel." — Bob Harper

"Wrong eating is the disease. Right eating is the medicine." — Amar Chandel

"If you do not have control over your mouth, you will not have control over your future." — Germany Kent

"For the first time since 2007, the FDA Has approved a new device to treat obesity. The amazing breakthrough is called a vegetable." — Conan O'Brien

"The prices of really unhealthy food are kept artificially low, and that contributes to obesity." — Lori Silverbush

"Hotel Food !!, If I eat I will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity…WHAT THE F…O…O…D…!! " — Vinay Kumar

"By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity." — David H. Murdock

"When people are told to "eat many small meals," what they may actually hear is "eat all the time," making them likely to respond with some degree of compulsive overeating. It's no coincidence, I think, that obesity rates began rising rapidly in the 1980s more or less in tandem with this widespread endorsement of more frequent meals." — Andrew Weil

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As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth." — Chauncey Depew

"The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight." — Evan Esar

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer." — Jan Murray

"I don't know too many parents that want to feed their kids soda, but high-fructose corn syrup is cheap. The price of soda in 20 years has gone down 40 percent while the price of whole foods, fruits and vegetables, has gone up 40 percent and obesity goes up right along that curve." — Tom Colicchio

"I lost about 60 pounds, I don't really have a moment specifically that made me do it. I remember little things, like, when I was in Japan, I remember looking around at the portion sizes of a fast food restaurant and being like, 'Well, this has something to do with it.' Americans definitely eat too much." — Patrick Stump

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Funny Dieting Slogans & Quotes | Rid the World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day

The diet starts tomorrow
Diet starts… Next week
I am on a diet of delicious food
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
Sleep till you're hungry, eat till you're sleepy

Funny Quotes on Diet

"The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." — Margaret Cho

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

A diet sounds good until you remember you can't have an ice cream

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewellery instead of chocolate.

I am on a 20-day diet. So far, I've lost 10 days.

Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance

I followed a diet, but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want, and you pray for a miracle.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

Whenever I am sad I go to my favourite place… the fridge.

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

I can't sleep well when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

I wish there was a way to donate fat just like you can donate blood

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe eat cake.

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by a 'snackcident'.

What do we learn from hippopotamuses? That it's impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." — Orson Welles

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond." — Mae West

"I tried every diet in the book, I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets." — Dolly Parton

"The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook." — Andy Rooney

"My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like – just don't swallow it." — Harry Secombe

"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." — Jim Davis

"Forget about calories – everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter." — Mignon McLaughlin

"I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting." — William Powell

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Weight Loss Slogans & Quotes | Healthy Weight Week | Women's Healthy Weight Day

Don't wait to lose weight
Easy to gain, hard to lose.
Burn calories, not fossil fuels
Day by day, pound by pound
Take charge, don't be large
Losing never felt so good
A goal without a plan is just a wish
Don't be a brat, burn that fat
Maintain your weight, feel just great
Healthy or Heavy? You chose
Give up the fat, to make your belly go flat
Don't get busy in chat, burn that extra fat

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I am on a Mission Slimpossible!
Exercise every day, keep obesity away
Excuses don't burn calories
Don't be a Brat, burn that Fat
Losing weight is hard, being fat is hard. Pick your hard.
When you run and jump,
pounds you will dump
Stop wishing to lose weight,
and take action to change your fate
If you want to stay slim, you gotta hit the gym
You didn't gain it overnight,
so don't expect to lose it overnight.
Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time!
Easy to increase, hard to lose.
You gotta move and groove,
if the weight you want to remove.

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Popular Quotes on Weight Loss

"Don't look at your legs and think: 'They're fat.' Think: 'These things carry me around all day, and I don't have arthritis. Oh, and I've got great ankles.'" — Trinny Woodall

"Everyone has the right to their lives and to look the way they want to! Tomorrow I can put on 25 kilos it's my choice, my body!" — Kajol

"I'm well aware of the health dangers of an expanding waistline and belly fat: diabetes, heart disease, stroke, even cancer." — Denise Austin

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends." — Bob Hope

"After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula of calories in, calories out." — Valerie Bertinelli

"In India, we kind of concentrate only on weight loss. I want to teach people that it is very important to be strong and fit, rather than just thin." — Bipasha Basu

Funny Weight Loss Slogans & Quotes

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Please God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

Dear God, I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste; and a waist is a terrible thing to mind!

Of course, I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

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"The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table." — Dolly Parton

"Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable." — Jackie Gleason

"A few years ago, he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table." — Bob Hope

"The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run." — Theodore Roosevelt

"Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back." — Robert Quillen

"It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss, it's all the walking around you do trying to find your car." — Jay Leno

"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." — Jim Eason

"I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990." — Dave Barry

Obesity & Overweight Slogans & Quotes | World Obesity Day

Obesity kills self confidence
Reduce obesity, regain confidence
Obesity is bad for your health
More the obesity, lesser the flexibility
Control it before it's too late
Less activity, more obesity

Popular Obesity Quotes

"There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two." — Richard Jeni

"Obesity affects every aspect of a people's lives, from health to relationships." — Jane Velez-Mitchell

"The infant mortality rates are insanely high. The obesity epidemic is on the rise. It is all related." — Kimberly Williams-Paisley

"More die in the United States of too much food than of too little." — John Kenneth Galbraith

"Exercise is one of the best ways in preventing the rapid growth of obesity in America." — Lee Haney

"Overweight and obesity is the second leading cause of death, killing 300,000 people a year, There is not a miracle pill that will lead to weight loss." — Richard Carmona

"Obesity puts our children at risk of developing serious diseases – such as Type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression. It keeps our children from performing their best at school." — Kirsten Gillibrand

Popular Childhood Obesity Quotes | National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month

"Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better diet and restraint from eating." — Bob Filner

"More than a billion adults worldwide are now overweight – and at least 300 million of them are clinically obese. Childhood obesity is already epidemic in some areas and on the rise in others. Worldwide, an estimated 17.6 million children under five are said to be overweight." — Morgan Spurlock

"The rise of childhood obesity has placed the health of an entire generation at risk." — Tom Vilsack

"Because of the increasing rates of obesity, unhealthy eating habits and physical inactivity, we may see the first generation that will be less healthy and have a shorter life expectancy than their parents." — Richard Carmona

"Obesity now contributes to the death of more than 360,000 Americans a year. The incidence of childhood obesity is now at epidemic levels. Alarm bells are going off all over the place. But our government has done virtually nothing." — Tom Harkin

"The rate of childhood obesity is just ridiculous. Anytime I can get involved with teaching them how to get physical exercise, I want to help in any way possible" — Shannon Miller

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"Childhood obesity isn't about looks. And it's not about weight. It's about how our kids feel. And those are really the implications of the problem and the words that tell a fuller picture of the challenges that we face; you know, kids struggling in ways that they didn't a generation ago." — Michelle Obama

"The number of kids affected by obesity has tripled since 1980, and this can be traced in large part to lack of exercise and a healthy diet." — Virginia Foxx

"If we don't somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we're going to have a huge problem." — Lance Armstrong

"This might be the first generation where kids are dying at a younger age than their parents and it's related primarily to the obesity problem." — Judy Davis

"If the childhood obesity epidemic remains unchecked, it will condemn many of our kids to shorter lives, as well as the emotional and financial burdens of poor health. " — Richard Carmona

"Childhood obesity issue is critically important to me because it's critically important to the health and success of our kids, and of this nation, ultimately. " — Michelle Obama

"Child hunger and child obesity are really just two sides of the same coin. Both rob our children of the energy, the strength and the stamina they need to succeed in school and in life. And that, in turn, robs our country of so much of their promise." — Michelle Obama

"Getting kids moving is a key factor in tackling obesity and health problems among the young." — Magnus

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"There's a real strong link today between soda consumption and obesity among children." — Eric Schlosser

"American children are the heaviest worldwide, and they are getting heavier at a faster rate than other children around the globe. This spread of obesity foreshadows an explosion in degenerative diseases, such as diabetes, heart disease, and cancer waiting to erupt in our children's future. Together we can stop this tragedy from ever happening." — Joel Fuhrman

"There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball every Saturday and regard that as their weeks exercise." — John F. Kennedy

"Something else was different when we were young: our parents were outdoors. I'm not saying they were joining health clubs and things of that sort, but they were out of the house, out on the porch, talking to neighbors. As far as physical fitness goes, today's kids are the sorriest generation in the history of the United States. Their parents may be out jogging, but the kids just aren't outside." — Richard Louv

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